TEXAS REDNECK BURGLAR ALARM COMBO KIT! We Don't Call 911 Security Yard Sign and Nothing Inside Worth Dying For Yard Sign! 4-ea We Don't Call 911 Decals and 4-ea Nothing Inside Worth Dying For Decals. Yard Signs are 10" diameter, comes with 30" aluminum stake and protective caps. Texas Burglar Alarm Security Decals. Decals have a picture of a pistol on the sign and target person. 4 1/4" diameter, self-adhesive peel on back. Put them on your house, cabin, boat, garage or helmet. The bad guy reads these signs and moves on to your neighbors house to rob! Funny and effective. Cheaper and than an electronic burglar alarm that has a 99% false alarm rate. Makes a great gift for a Gun Lover! PRICE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING.